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My bad everyone. I wrote a propaganda piece in which I called out a certain franchise film series and how they didn’t use the idea of a laser bow.

Apparently, in their headquarters on the fourth and yet to be revealed death star/star killer which we all know is coming, they scan the Internet for any comments that may reflect negatively on them. And by them, I mean Disney or the empire.  I don’t know which name you call them.

So in an effort to shut down my comments, they did what Disney/the empire does best. They cut me, straight in the heart.  They used a childhood hero of mine and they gave him a laser bow.

I shouldn’t have said anything.

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